wandernaut

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a know-it-all, frequent traveler. they will one up any travel story you've got because they've already been there, done that. they somehow always are in the first boarding group at the airport. they get upgrades at their hotels. you hate them. but secretly wish you were them.

"No shit, you've already been to Dominica?" Because you're a wandernaut, I thought in my head. Of course you've been there before me.

wandernaut by surbeelee April 16, 2014

Words you can keep

wanderbating

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.

I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.

wanderbating by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

Related Words

wandernaut • wondernut • Wanderslut • wanderbate • wanderbating • wankernaught • Wander-Slutting • wanker nut

wankernaught

A person who is such a massive wanker that they are off the planet.

That guy is such a wankernaught.

wankernaught by Bryagh October 3, 2014

wondernut

lance armstrong and Britt's boyfriend

Damn!, that wondernut sure can peddle fast.

wow, wondernut fit three fingers in!

wondernut by Bennsylvania January 12, 2008

Wanderslut

A person who is usually very attractive and you have a desire to fuck and know you could, but their choice in sex partners makes you think twice.

I wanted to bang my teacher last night after we got drinks at the bar, but he's such a wanderslut, and i'm glad I didn't.

Wanderslut by Mallazyr March 29, 2015

wanderbate

Desiring a life of traveling to new places to masturbate.

Alice dreams of a life where she can pleasure herself in the setting of her choice. She is consumed by wanderbate.

wanderbate by wanderbater December 20, 2013

wanderslut

A slut for wander.

She couldn't read enough books. She couldn't listen to enough podcasts. She couldn't talk to enough people. She was a wanderslut.

wanderslut by Wanderslut23 June 27, 2023

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026