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smack the walrus 

The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!
My girlfriend loves for me to smack the walrus as she is finishing her orgasm...

Obey The Walrus 

The creepiest video you will ever see on YouTube which features a weird dancer with polio tap dancing to an unheard beat, some weird pattern, and a picture of a walrus swimming. I suggest you not watch it if you scare easily, the video is batshit crazy and frickin creepy. You will have nightmares.
Friend: Hey, I heard you saw that YouTube video Obey The Walrus. What did you think?
Me: It was so damn creepy. If you watch it you will be scared cuz you're a wimp.

Friend: Oh, okay, see you later.
Obey The Walrus by tratsa August 26, 2016

Obey The Walrus 

A ridiculously trippy video on YouTube of an incredibly anorexic woman tap dancing with an umbrella. It is highly recommended not to watch the original video as it contains content YOU. WILL. NEVER. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!
*Troll on Tinychat opens up a harmless looking video*

Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!

Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!

Social Nerd: What?!

*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*

Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!

Troll: Uparanoid?!

Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*

Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!

Social Nerd: Never. Again.

Obey The Walrus

Walrustache 

a mustache that is so bushy that it actually exceeds the parameters of the top lip that it makes the wearer look like a walrus. Can also be combined with a beard arrangement to increase the effect.
Jamie Hyneman off mythbusters has an epic walrustache
Walrustache by Doctor Tripod February 25, 2009

Walrus Mustache 

A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.
Example containing the word Walrus Mustache
Walrus Mustache by MemeticMan November 3, 2011

Walrus Party 

(Wal-RUS)- (Pah-R-Tee)
A party that features beer and bitches.
“Hey, Brian, are you bringing beer to Jeff’s Walrus Party?”
“Yes, and bitches.”
“Oh right! Can’t forget the bitches!”