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Vietnamese flashbang

When you cum in a girls or guys eyes and nostril while slapping his or her ears repeatedly
I gave my step mom a vietnamese flashbang because she was stuck
Vietnamese flashbang by vutella December 30, 2020

North Vietnamese

People who hail or descend from North Viet Nam. Notorious for the "Z" sound on words with the "Y" (d) sound. They typically think that they're the best out of all the Vietnamese (North, South, Middle, Chinese-Vietnamese).

Typically say things such as: "No one thinks about Huế (Middle Viet Nam)", "The South lost because they can't pronounce anything correctly",

"You call the country 'Diệc Nam'? You bet we Diệt Nam! Cuz you guys lost..." Meaning of the last one: a typical southern dialect pronounces vs with the 'y' (d) sound and they pronounce ts at the end of word with the 'c' sound. This means that they say the country's name as "yiec nam" which sounds identical to their pronunciation of the word "Diệt" (yiet) which means to exterminate/get rid of. And "Nam" means south. So basically anytime a southerner says "Viet Nam" it will sound like "Yiec Nam / Eliminate the South" instead.

Northerners typically also have big egos and look down on other Vietnamese peoples... I'm looking at YOU, Kiet! You know who you are!
Nam (South) Guy: "Ai - Yah! That North Vietnamese guy can't stop slamming us! He's so full of himself!"
Bac (North) Guy: "Ai-Zah! That South Vietnamese guy can't stop complaining! He's such a whiner!"
Hue (Middle) Guy "A-Yuh! Baegads agredgg uaeqeqwhy bnqtq Vietnaefadf DAgdasg!!! Aggdfort!"

vietnam style 

Any activity where, thru sneak behavior, you cause your opponent to defeat themselves.
The Americans couldn’t handle our vietnam style.

Charlie scratched the 8 ball due to my vietnam style.
vietnam style by Kentobox June 12, 2018

vietnam jungle boots 

Boots in which are perfect for stomping queers although you will have to scrap the waffle with stick after said stomping is complete
NAZI:But here are the Vietnam jungle boots cost ya half as much and last ya twice as long. Great for stompin QUEERS!
vietnam jungle boots by FALLING DOWN November 27, 2010

Vietnam day 

A day when everything you try to do is difficult, time consuming and complicated.

The most simple tasks and needs are made extremely frustrating and stressful by the behavior and actions of people around you.
Friend: Hey, you look totally spent, what happened?

Victim: Well, it all started this morning ... *trouble story* *trouble story* *trouble story* *trouble story* ... that is why I am late and that is why I did not bring any beers.

Friend: Wow, sounds like a typical Vietnam day to me.
Vietnam day by Africa Asia Europa December 24, 2009
(noun)
a situation in which there is no chance of winning. See also....modern day version of this term is "iraq"
"Honey, does this make me look fat?"

"I am so not answering that. You are NOT getting me into THAT vietnam."
vietnam by gtbarry August 28, 2008