Velocirachet 

Vel-oci-rachet

A term generally used to describe a ratchet hoe with a quickness, a girl who hops from one guy to the next very quickly. Also can be synonymous with a "homie-hopper". A whole new level of rachet with a quickness, or fierceness, or hoe-ness. These creatures are faster than velociraptors, and travel in packs waiting to destroy bro-ships.

Hey bro, you dont wanna hit that, that bitch is velocirachet

Velocirachet by The Scribblerz May 17, 2014

Velocicopter 

Velocicopter: wind-milling your penis in front of a prospective mate with your arms poised like a raptor with an accompanying "Rawr"...

Tara thought Jon was the most boring first date ever until he brandished his Velocicopter wooing her with erotic amusement...

Velocicopter by Mr Hixxx March 16, 2020

Velociwanker 

A velociwanker is a term specially reserved for those pricks who achieve full wanker status, with all the ferocity and speed of a velociraptor. 3 or more velociwankers (plural) can give a Tyrannosaurus Twat a good run for their money, in terms of being an all-round prick.

People who live solely to write negative comments on posts, with no purpose other than to be a prick, are massive velociwankers.

Velociwanker by VonC May 12, 2021

Val Velocity 

Val Velocity is a character in the comics “The True Lives Of the Fabulous Killjoys” comic by Gerard Way. He’s hated by 99.9% of the fandom because he made a huge mistake that caused everyone to become upset. He’s also kinda an asshole, but he had his reasons I suppose. He was supposedly born into hatred and war, full of ambivalence and paranoia, a war criminal, a sweet serial killer, yet caring but displayed it in his own way, and most importantly of all, broken. Val is someone who’s been through so much and never properly learned to cope so all the pain manifested into anger which then got him to where he is. I see someone who hides behind a mask (LITERALLY) because he is afraid of being seen as weak.

“When they see red, they’ll think of Val Velocity. I’m taking his color!” - Val about Party Poison

Val Velocity by Venom Shot April 2, 2021

Velociraptor 

I particularly aggressive brand of cougar. A surly middle aged woman who like to hunt younger men for companionship. Velociraptors may hunt alone or they may hunt in a group. The typical cougar uses bravado to make up for ages of insecurity, she pretends to be sure of her self and hides behind the hunt. The velociraptor is much more skilled, knows the score and is capable of taking down not just cougar bait but confident young men as well.

Person 1: Why do you think A-Rod ruined his marriage to get with that nasty old Madonna?

Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.

Velociraptor by A. Hacker March 23, 2009

Moloko Vellocet

Milk laced with a drug. In the book, A Clockwork Orange, milkbars would sell milk instead of alcohol so that they could serve minors. The milk would be laced with "designer drugs." Note that in real life milk is not a very effective delivery system for most psychoactive drugs.

The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom. Moloko Vellocet is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Moloko Vellocet by Cristobal DeLicia July 13, 2009

Velociraptor 

the best dinosaur ever; Dale and Brennan's favorite dinosaur

Dale: Favorite dinosaur: 1, 2, 3...
Both: VELOCIRAPTOR!

Velociraptor by CherryCherryBoomBoom. November 15, 2009