trucker-speak 

A set of terms that everyday truck drivers use and are also stereotyped to be used by truck drivers.

Some well-known trucker terms:

Evel Knievel: A motorcycle cop.

City Kitty: A local city cop, same thing as a local yokel.

Local Yokel: A local city cop, the same as a city kitty.

County Mounty (also spelled County Mountie): A county sheriff or sheriff's deputy.

Smokey Bear (or just Bear): A state trooper or highway patrol officer.

Truck Driver: "I was drivin' down the road and on my way to the truckstop I saw six Evel Knievels, five City Kitties, five Local Yokels, three County Mounties, and two Smokey Bears."
Me: "That's a lot of trucker-speak you're using to mean police officers and sheriff deputies and stuff."

trucker-speak by smking59 June 4, 2009

trucker seat 

well ladies, when you think you've had all possible positions, please try Mr. Kenworth on:
Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.

try it, you'll drive it
my lord, did you see that pig hauler usin the trucker seat?

trucker seat by buzzj June 21, 2008

tricker-snout 

A really shady or sneaky man

He was lurking around the house at night, a real tricker-snout

tricker-snout by carlos-3 October 26, 2007

Trucker Slap 

When a man takes his dick out if a woman's vagina so he can pleasure the woman's vaginal area by slapping it. This usually resukts in a truckerorgasm, the loudest and happiest orgasm one can achieve.

Taking my penis out of my wife's vagina, I promptly gave her an unexpected trucker slap, and she screamed for so much joy!

Trucker Slap by mckennagagneissuchafuknhor March 11, 2012

Trucker Splash 

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.

Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?

Trucker Splash by Oxygen Max March 25, 2017

Trucker Salute 

When you and your girl are driving down highway at night.. she is sucking your dick .. ass up while you finger here from behind. While passing large trucks you hit the dome light by so truckers have full view. They will usually respond with a honk... Hopefully you got a down ass chick or your gonna be in trouble at this point.

Last night a gave off 3 trucker salutes and my lady didn't mind at all!

Trucker Salute by FCCMoney April 30, 2020

trucker shower 

When you put deoderent on top of old sweat without washing yourself first.

"Did you just put on deoderent without washing yourself?"
"Yeah, just i did a trucker shower."

trucker shower by rdgrdgfjnh June 30, 2021