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witch with the money money 

Money-laundering witch Money is a witch who follows you around whenever you run to put the trash can on the driveway, and they ride their brooms right next to you.
You: *Running away*

The witch: I AM THE ONE WITH THE MONEY MONEY MONEY
Billy: have you heard of the witch with the money money
Bob: yea its the Money-laundering witch Money is a witch who follows you around whenever you run to put the trash can on the driveway, and they ride their brooms right next to you.

The DC Swamp Witch 

AKA Kellyanne Conway: A vile creature that began her life in New Jersey under a rock and moved to Washington DC. This hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. Her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. Know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. Her power comes from the 'magical pivot stone' created by a Dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her vagina
OMG, have you seen The DC Swamp Witch on tv last night? She just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.

witch of the wood 

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms
Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

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The Witching Hour 

The hour between 3am and 4am when the barrier between the physical realm and the spiritual realm is the thinnest, which makes it easier for beings such as Angels, Ghosts and Demons to enter into the physical realm.
"John you're not going to believe this...I woke up during the witching hour last night and when I looked around I could have sworn I saw something standing in the corner of my room watching me".
The Witching Hour by Justin Lewis21 December 26, 2018

Who will watch the watchmen? 

"Who will watch the watchmen?" is a translation of the phrase "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" made famous by the Roman Poet Juvenal in his satires.

Contextually it referred to the notion that male guards should not guard women against sexual assault as they themselves are capable of committing such crimes, the only solution would be to have the women guarded by eunuchs.

Generally though it is considered the embodiment of the philosophical question as to where ultimate power should reside. It can be attributed as the basis, or at least the summarization, of the United States' concept of division of political power. At any given moment a watchman is watched by two watchmen thus eliminating the possibility of corruption.

The phrase is also well known as the basis for the graphic novel, and film, Watchmen.

Synonymous phrases include:
Who will guard the guards?
Who will protect the protectors?
Who will police the police?
"Privacy is a farce, if you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to hide. Surveillance is the only way to assure that no crime goes unpunished."

"But who will watch the watchmen? Themselves?"