any distance that must be travelled by foot to buy weed. doesn't particularly have to be a mile, but will feel like one to the participants, as they will probably be stoned into their sofas.
as a result, the green mile is often a very daunting task for anyone that must travel it.
brian : roll another one then mate
terry : we're all out bruv, fancy walking the green mile?
brian : do i fuck
When you go to Cookout in Wendover Ave and buy a milkshake. You take the milkshake down the road to Sheetz and proceed to jerk off into the milkshake, and stick your cock inside of it and mix it up. Then you get out of your car and yell “I’m a pretty pretty princess.” If you do this process right, it will summon the Greensboro Grubglubgobler. She is a 500lb homeless meth head that will emerge from behind the Sheetz. When she pulls down her leopard print yoga pants you immediately insert your entire head into her vagina up to your shoulders. She will then proceed to lick the cumshake off your dick while you slowly suffocate inside from the toxic fumes.
I’mgoing to meet The Greensboro Grubglubgobler tonight. Wanna come?