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smoking the green 

smoking the old marijuana aka the best most beautiful substance on the planet
ah i love being a hippie and smoking the green all day

the green mile 

any distance that must be travelled by foot to buy weed. doesn't particularly have to be a mile, but will feel like one to the participants, as they will probably be stoned into their sofas.

as a result, the green mile is often a very daunting task for anyone that must travel it.
brian : roll another one then mate
terry : we're all out bruv, fancy walking the green mile?
brian : do i fuck
the green mile by MrCasual January 6, 2011

dancing on the green 

Yo, me and Tyrone were dancing on the green.

The Greensboro Grubglubgobler 

When you go to Cookout in Wendover Ave and buy a milkshake. You take the milkshake down the road to Sheetz and proceed to jerk off into the milkshake, and stick your cock inside of it and mix it up. Then you get out of your car and yell “I’m a pretty pretty princess.” If you do this process right, it will summon the Greensboro Grubglubgobler. She is a 500lb homeless meth head that will emerge from behind the Sheetz. When she pulls down her leopard print yoga pants you immediately insert your entire head into her vagina up to your shoulders. She will then proceed to lick the cumshake off your dick while you slowly suffocate inside from the toxic fumes.
I’m going to meet The Greensboro Grubglubgobler tonight. Wanna come?

the green buoy society

A group of extremely experienced sailors forming the resistance to react to the current situation.
The green buoy society will not take it anymore.
the green buoy society by bbdkzk November 9, 2020

The Green Bay Sweep 

Casually brushing away dingleberries before eating ass.
"I usually go with the Green Bay Sweep before tossing salad, but this gal was from Eau Claire. You know what I mean."
The Green Bay Sweep by tchatterly December 28, 2021