The Christmas Delivery 

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'

Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job

The Christmas Delivery by Fogt December 16, 2017

you can't unfuck the christmas turkey 

Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way

You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

you can't unfuck the christmas turkey by AsunaTododeku April 5, 2022

Graham The Christian 

A youtube channel owned by a fat cunt that used to own the name Cowbelly on youtube.
Fist Of Salt don't search this up again ya fat cunt

Graham The Christian is a fat cunt

Graham The Christian by jimmybenoit November 1, 2017

the passion of the christ 

A controversial movie directed by Mel Gibson that came out in 2004. It is about the last twelve hours of Jesus Christ's life.

This shows the different views on this movie:

Christian Guy: Did you see The Passion Of The Christ? I loved it, was uplifting and now I love God more than ever.

Not-Religious Guy: I hated it, it was too bloody.

Aethiest: I didn't like it because it's just stupid Christians scaring children into being Christian.

Guy Who Does Not Exist: I'm pretty nuetral about the movie.

the passion of the christ by Newbia May 31, 2004

the passion of the christ 

A movie by the guy from The Road Warrior. A decent effort, however I noticed a lack of aliens, monsters, car chases, gunfire, and double anal scenes in this movie. Overall it is worth watching and I can't wait for Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ Part II: The Revenge Of Jesus, coming to theatres in summer 2009.

"Why did we pay 10 bucks to see The Passion Of The Christ when we could have watched our old vcr tape of The Road Warrior instead and spent the 10 bucks on weed?"

"Mel Gibson re-wrote the bible, therefore Mel is our God".

"I haven't seen so much blood in a movie since Dead Alive"

"In Mel We Trust"

"The Lashin' Of The Christ"

the passion of the christ by french fries and gravy April 28, 2006

the passion of the christ 

A film written and directed by Mel Gibson and starring his good friend Jesus.

A: I just saw "The Passion of the Christ"
B: I'd rather read the book
A: There's a book!?

the passion of the christ by Alex Baldwin April 16, 2005

The Passion of the Christ 

A psuedo-snuff film. It's an over two hour film of an endless torture sequence.

Me: I saw "The Passion of the Christ" on opening day. It was a two hour torture sequence.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.

The Passion of the Christ by Kyle February 19, 2005