Sparkletard 

A Twilight fan of the hypervigilant variety, devoid of higher thought functions and obsessed with the series, its mythology (or lack thereof), and its romance (again, or lack thereof). They analyze and parse the books as if they were scripture, showing them what it takes to attain true and immortal love. They'll debate the merits of being fucked by a vampire versus being fucked by a werewolf. They'll pay millions of dollars if only to personally gaze upon the (stuffed) codpiece of Edward Cullen. Most frighteningly, they'll bite the head off of anyone who defiles or mocks their beloved book series. They are like Sex and the City fans mated with Star Trek geeks and raised by Juno. In short, they are sparkling retards.

My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.

I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.

Sparkletard by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010

Captain Sparklez 

A YouTuber who makes Gaming videos (mostly Minecraft) which get a large amount of views. He works with many other YouTubers. He makes musical parody's of songs such as "Revenge" a parody of "DJ got us falling in love again" by Usher. And "TNT" a parody of "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz. He is a
Youtube and Machinima partner.

Amazing YouTuber who is great at games.

Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"

Boy 2: "I know right!"

Captain Sparklez by ALPHASAMMICH October 17, 2011

heart sparkle

When something is so cute, adorable, lovely, etc. that it just makes you feel all wonderful inside.

"Oh man, the movie Wall-E is so cute! The way Wall-E loves EVE just makes my heart sparkle."

heart sparkle by keehnidea March 28, 2010

german sparkle party 

A sparkly party thrown by the modern native inhabitants of Germania. A swaggalicious occurance synonmous with hardcore awesome. Typically correlated with rübber bööts and pärty pänts. However it transcends common knowledge, which dismisses it as basely effeminate. The true magnitude of extreme über gucci swag eminating from these gatherings is beyond the base understanding of the uninitiated.

Is dis de party ja? I like German Sparkle Party.

Wenn es gibt kein Glitzer, es gibt kein Party, ja.
Translation: When there are no sparkles, there is no party, ja.

german sparkle party by DJ$waggaKING June 16, 2013

sparkilicous 

adj- to be fabulous to the extreme; to be unique; to be a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows; to be wonderfully happy

That girl was a sparkilicous unicorn in the making.
That boy wants to be called Sparkilicous as it describes his everyday life.
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows are sparkilicous.

sparkilicous by BlueDuchess July 27, 2016

sparkle show 

When you cum so hard it becomes a solid and starts to glitter. It glows like glow stone and sparkles in the night. Crack your penis and the sparkle show shall begin.

Baby we ran out of fireworks
It's alright, I can make the sparkle show

sparkle show by towbei October 26, 2019

Bad Sparkle 

An unusually short and fetching dark-haired young vixen (not unlike a mini Wonder Woman) who possesses an otherworldy/unparalleled gleam within her bright, mischievous, ultimately evil eyes. But her heart is as sparklingly pure and ambitious as it is shaded with desire for the other, darker side, which is unquestionably more than meets the casual eye, which is exceedingly unconventional and certainly tasty, but the sneaky bitch does have quite a tendency to f'n cheat at minature golf. She also has hickeys, adorable teenage-like feet, and a pimp. Bad Sparkle.

Bad Sparkle: "I have killer eyes. And I WILL use them. I also fear scarves. And I'm going to be an attorney. I'm dominant. GET OUT OF MY WAY."

Bad Sparkle by Neralich the ANTI-HERO September 21, 2009