Storytime with Sleazy T 

This is what you do when a middle school has indoor recess. First, you form a circle ranging from 6-13 people. Then, you get somone's iTouch/iPhone with a Jersey Shore Nickname Generator and give the people in the VERY first storytime nicknames this way. Also give all of them a prostitute name (I.e. Drip Drip or the Sack). Once everyone has a nickname, then you all elect the funniest, awesomest, and greatest member the honorary title of "Sleazy T" ( named after the founder of the idea of Storytime, Guapo Banuelos, and this was his nickname). Now, the Sleazy T of the group (preferably a racial mixbreed. I.e. A blexican, blaxican, a wasian, a blasian, etc.) must start each indoor recess with a funny story joke or plain story of funniness. Then, he is free to either, 1). Tell more stories, 2). Play Truth or Dare, 3). Purely play dumb games, or 4). Have Rap Battles or Roast a member. Now, this is strictly a fun expirience to have. Don't get upset or anything if your not Sleazy T. But, if you are Sleazy T, remember to always tell your jokes in moderation, because (trust me, I frigging invented this) you never want to run out of jokes. And remember, this is simply something to do to make the best of indoor recess. And, don't go off stealing my idea, or copying my idea then just tweaking it a little, cause that's not cool ata all. That's just trifelent. And as the original Sleazy T, Imma get Sandstorm with me and we'll come for to babies!!!

Tiger: Yo Guapo, are we having Storytime With Sleazy T today???!!!???
Andrew: Please Sleazy?

Guapo: Ok, Mr. And Mrs. Jugs, are y'all coming?
Seth and Madeline: Sure.
Spencer: All right, can you tell us the eel joke again?
Guapo: Sure.
* 20 minutes later*
*r' body*: HAHHAHAHAHQJAHROFLQWERTY!!!
Guapo( The original Sleazy T) Another satisfied group!!!
Group in unison: That Blexican sure is a great Sleazy!!!

Storytime with Sleazy T by The original Sleazy T April 3, 2011

the sleazy southwick 

To awkardly position yourself at a party in a large group of woman in hopes that one will talk to you and give you the opportunity to either take advantage of or creep them out.

Phil definitely just pulled off the sleazy southwick when he sat down by those three girls without speaking to any of them.

the sleazy southwick by ZBT spyder April 14, 2007

edward SLEAZY-hands 

This is a game based off the ever so popular game edward 40 hands. However, when participating in this game, the player is doing this by him or herself. Usually resulting in urinating ones self, adding to the insult and self-degradation of already playing the game edward 40 hands by ones self.

"man, i was so bored last friday night. I ended up playing edward SLEAZY-hands and pissed myself before i could untape my hands!"

edward SLEAZY-hands by sleazist sleaze of the 7 seas February 20, 2010

Fresh n' Sleazy 

Another name for the food chain store "Fresh and Easy."

Hey, did you check out that new Fresh n' Sleazy that opened up across the street?

Fresh n' Sleazy by Drexolpax March 14, 2008

Suck It Sleazy 

When a women gives a man oral pleasure, because that’s the way it should be. However, she doesn't make love to the damn cock, she does it dirty, as seen in porn. Talking dirty and giving mean sexy looks is not required, but definitely encouraged, as is licking balls. This can be done not only by the filthy trash bag you bang on the side, but your true love as well.

"That's right bitch, suck it sleazy."

Suck It Sleazy by Cecil Feilder July 28, 2005

goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard 

1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore

"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"

goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard by BitchesAintSnitches June 1, 2022

big sleazy 

n. one who is of the highest level of sleaziness.

when big sleazy left, new orleans changed its name from the big easy to just the fleur de lis symbol in protest.

big sleazy by tupd April 27, 2007