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A legend of sorts, based aroung your mom.
Your mom is a sasquatch.
Sasquatch by ShizzleNizzle March 21, 2003
the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then shoving it down that same persons throat.
sasquatch by morgan October 24, 2003
A very hairy person. First name is
usually called Brian
sasquatch by Anonymous March 25, 2003
Jerry: "DAMN SASQUATCHES STOLE MY CAR!!"
Ismael: "GET THE NOOSE!!"
Sasquatch by cheesepuffs3250 August 16, 2011
an american male, or male whom acts like an american. used in eastern canada and parts of quebec. strangely, most people from saskatchewan and alberta are sasquatches. (supposedly) derives from the latin term "canus americanus" and was used as a code word by the mexican mafia to refer to CIA agents. sasquatch does not seem to apply to *southern* americans, who are talkative and funny -- the hallmark of the sasquatch is being quiet and angry. in rare cases, women can be considered sasquatch. e.g. lindsay lohan, rosie o'donnell, the cast of 'sex and the city'. a wombat is a baby sasquatch.
"omg fifty cent is such a sasquatch"

"look at all the brand-new trucks in the parking lot, this place is going to be totally sasquatched"

"fuck you haters jay-z is not a sasquatch"
Sasquatch by Joey Tribbliani September 25, 2007