I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Something a girl says when she doesn't really want to go out with you but still wants to be able to get inside of your wallet. Also see I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

'Would you go out with me?'
'I would, but, I really don't want to ruin our friendship..'

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Shelley July 11, 2004

you are going to ruin your record player needle 

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.

As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

you are going to ruin your record player needle by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.

"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Nicole July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.

Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Carolwashy July 11, 2004

Spoon it before you ruin it 

The action of spooning before beating up the pussy.

The girls love me because my dad taught me to 'spoon it before you ruin it!"

Spoon it before you ruin it by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."

While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Paul Wartenberg July 11, 2004

You could ruin a wet dream 

Ruining something good by adding an unnecessary comment.

Dude, you could ruin a wet dream.

You could ruin a wet dream by Skirt June 27, 2022