professional noob 

someone who uses cheap or stupid tatics in video games such as camping, blindly rushing and spraying bullets, but they're very very good at it

Short Form: PN - Professional Noob

damn dude, your a total PN

professional noob by Snarf April 9, 2004

professional scold(s)

aself-entitled authoritarian / martinet who, due to social standing, educational attainment or professional status, tells anyone and everyone what's good for them, whether the targeted audience cares to listen or not.

Most Fox Television News commentators and their right-wing Republican acolytes are professional scold(s); always yapping away about the moral anarchy and cultural breakdown of the country, the schools, the community, the family, et al, ad nauseum. Is anyone listening to them anymore ?

professional scold(s) by Virgin Suicides May 21, 2017

Professional Pussy Slayer

One who has mastered the art of fucking girls. Even when all odds are against you, even if she says no earlier in the night.....even if she says i would never ever fuck you....and then you end up fucking her so hard that the next person to pull you out of her will become the king of england. just like the sword in the stone , is the same as penis in the vag.

Steve: what makes you a professional pussy slayer?
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.

Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.

Professional Pussy Slayer by professorOFpussy22 October 9, 2009

professional lurker 

individuals who may never like, comment or share your posts but secretly watch everything you do.

I have several professional lurkers following me on social media.

professional lurker by Natural Metra September 9, 2015

professional dumbass

Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them

You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass

professional dumbass by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Professional Widow 

A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.

Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.

Professional Widow by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

professional courtesy 

A form of mutual respect among people in the same line of work.

As Dan finished plowing his driveway, a county snowplow came along and threw more snow into it. "Dammit!" he yelled. "How about a little bit of professional courtesy here?"

professional courtesy by Professional Courtesy Man February 15, 2013