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Possum's Tangle
A sticky, problematic situation where the outcome is unknown and could lead to unforeseen consequences. A slang definition of a dilemma.
"I was trying to drive down the interstate but the traffic was terrible, then I heard there was a possum's tangle a few miles out."
"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."
"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"
"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."
"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"
Possum's Tangle by dumpsterdiver8 November 19, 2010
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possum on a gum bush
Bill: did you see that car flip over the guard rail?
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life
possum on a gum bush by Ocho-sinco January 28, 2017
Possum's Haystack
n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.
Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.
Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.
Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.
Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.
Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.
Possum's Haystack by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011
Possum Kicking
The act of grabbing a twelve pack of beer and hitting the back roads and driving until you find a Possom. Once one is found, you shine a bright light on the animal and then kick it. This sport is popular in the agricultural parts of society.
Possum Kicking by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006
possum belly
Southern slang for someone with a hairy stomach in which the stomach protrudes out below the shirt line.
possum belly : Dale, you "possum bellied" bastard, stop balancing those Miller beer bottles on your gut and help me clean the trailer!
possum belly by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007
possum people
1. The collective of people from the backwoods, swamp regions, country, or otherwise rural areas that possess possum-like attributes, i.e. long frame, thin face, close eyes, and long nose.
2. Those that might possess the physical attributes of an inbred population.
3. Those that rarely enter heavily populated areas, only purchases beer and ammunition, and quickly retreats to their native area.
2. Those that might possess the physical attributes of an inbred population.
3. Those that rarely enter heavily populated areas, only purchases beer and ammunition, and quickly retreats to their native area.
1. "Squirrel season must be about to start. All the possum people are in town."
2. "They're married, but they look like siblings. They must be possum people."
2. "They're married, but they look like siblings. They must be possum people."
possum people by Little Pequaywan December 8, 2015