PEN 

(acronym)- Pussy Eaters Neck- A condition that occurs in the back of ones neck from munching on a box or the tonguing of a bung, balloon knot or star fish for a great length of time. Generally occurs in the first 3 months of any relationship then fades out to an occasional fly by or drunken anniversary cunnilingus.

After a night of dinner and drinks the newlyweds headed back to their suite where the young groom proceeded to perform fellatio on his blushing bride in hopes of reciprocation. Instead, after 2 hours of vigorous biscuit diving the bride had blacked out and the groom woke up with a furious case of PEN.

PEN by Rodney Hood July 6, 2007

PEN 

P.E.N stands for Permission to Engage in Nothingness. Trending amongst teenagers.

Girl 1: "Oh my god come help me with my homework."
Girl 2: "Sorry PEN"
Girl 1: "Oh, permission granted!

PEN by Helloyesyes October 13, 2011

Pen 

Slang for a vaporizer, e-cigarette, or e-hookah.

Person 1: "Yo, you bring your pen today?"
Person 2: "Nah man."
Person 1: "Damn. I need a buzz."

Pen by Rocketfizzle January 28, 2015

pen 

A polite term for syringe or hypodermic needle used to soften the gravity and danger of IV drug use.

Sure, I'll get another sack, but do you have a pen to go with it?

pen by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

Pen 

Harpoon

Take this weapon forged in darkness. Some see a pen, I see a harpoon.

Pen by GayEmoUnicorn May 3, 2018

pen 

dick

my pen is long and hard

pen by lleeoo yyeyeeyyyahhhhahaaha April 12, 2018

Pen 

The one thing your friend probably used to fuck your mom

"Heh heh hey bro i used my pen on your mom last night"

"YOU WHAT?!?"

Pen by Thanos Hair October 22, 2019