TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.
TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon.
Ironically, using the
expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not
necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time!
Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.
Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5:
I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox,
Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.
Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.