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Nuclear take

the most extreme version of a hot take. something that almost nobody except the most insane people would ever agree with
"The man was arguing for pedophilia being legal. This isn't even a hot take anymore, it's a god damn nuclear take"
Nuclear take by Yellowpig10 August 30, 2019

Nuclear Envelope 

1. An extremely smelly, gross, vile, possibly radioactive, dirty vagina that has been stretched beyond belief. Overflowing with semen from multiple men and some horses.
2. A dirty whore with said vagina.
1. "That bitch had such a nuclear envelope that I wouldn't even touch her with a 10 foot pole."
2. "I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that nuclear envelope!"

nuclear aids 

Really, really, REALLY bad AIDS. Just the worst. The type you get from being gangbanged by 7 HIV positive Russian men.
Jon had group sex with a homeless man, a zombie hooker, and a rabid squirrel, and now he has nuclear aids.
nuclear aids by Quintagram August 11, 2017

Nuclear Throne 

Enter The Gungeon's abandoned and forgotten cousin, The game dev- stopped on the 6th of December 2017.
The community is now small and can only remain on Discord and sometimes even on the Reddit.

The game is about reaching some dumbass chair in 15 Levels while bad monsters and idiotic futuristic police forces that dies in two pistol shot tries to kill you.

Outside of the main story, People tend to aim for World Records.
person 1 : aye have you ever played nuclear throne
person 2 : yeah, fuck shielders man
Nuclear Throne by ValIsDesperate January 6, 2020

Nuclear Winter 

Something the NCR members wish for.
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

nuclear carl 

If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:

1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.
I hit that party with a nuclear carl.
nuclear carl by spkinigiff July 24, 2007