negative nancy 

Someone who commonly whines, complains, or looks at the bad side of things.

2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."

negative nancy by Nick D May 2, 2005

Negative 28 

The act of saying something very stupid, when the apparent choice is no longer present in the given situation.

For Instance...
Person 1: What the hell man, negative 28 isn't on there!

Person 2, 3, 4, 5: It never was... LOL ROFL BRO

Negative 28 by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

negative boner 

instead of getting a boner you get a boner into your body or

turned off

Friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative boner
Other friend: cool story bro

negative boner by AsianWoveTaco April 3, 2012

Negative Energy 

Negative energy is a feeling that you get when your around certain people; this feeling tends to be putting you down and in a bad place. Most people try to avoid negative energy by ditching the people who bring them down and are rude to them.

Yo we got to leave these people they keep bringing me down and it’s making me stress.

*Yah, like negative energy is bad for the complexion*

Negative Energy by I’m cHAi TEa December 3, 2018

Negative 75 

The sexual act of elbowing your partner's asshole while you shout profanity at them.

Girl #1: "My boyfriend negative 75 'd me last night, my asshole hurts."

Girl #2: "I bet your ears hurt even worse!"

Girl #1: "Nah, my butthole hurts pretty hard."

Negative 75 by Wussy February 26, 2010

negative nelly 

Someone that is negative, doesnt look at the bright side of things and complains

Candace: I hate everything about everything, i dont want to go tonight
Adam: You never want to go anywhere and you always complain, you are such a negative nelly.

negative nelly by Adam "PacMan" Jones14 February 11, 2009

negative swag 

adjective - 1. someone who may THINK they have swag when really its the complete opposite.
2. the lack of swag; one who is lacking in the are of overall self confidence and as a result, comes off as awkward and not as smooth as one would assume

"WOW, look at jeff when he runs, it looks like he's swatting flies. Homeboy has negative swag" " Can you tell me how Chris is 6'3, his feet came from under him, and he fell flat on his face with no one touching. Chris monoghan has negative swag.

negative swag by blackkmagic19 January 28, 2009