midget 

a person that eats ur pie and ur cookies and ur brain!!! someone u need to kill!!! they are evil!!!

kill that midget its evil!!!

midget by midget hater June 6, 2005

midget 

a short person, under 4 foot 10 inches, prefer being called a dwarf,(not that we care), like to kick butts,very annoying

all the little midgets around the world are gathering to figure out how to kick butts the easiest- watch out world- here come the midgets!!!!!!!!

midget by lalalala May 7, 2005

Midget 

The most evil little bastards on planet earth. They stand at 4"10- 5"3 and spend their days hunting tall people and eating their souls. They love to hide in vending machines, around dark corners, under bridges,in your bathroom while you shower and sniff you while you're sleeping.. The natural born enemy of the pint sized bitch is the Gizz, becasuse they have to many souls to eat at once

Me & a midget got into an argument at Wal-Mart, he said he would see me in court so I told him to grow up

Midget by Nickvinewood May 24, 2018

midget 

A very small guy/gal normally very cocky, loud and hyper alot of the time very attractive to the opposite sex

ME filling up space

midget by Lil Tim March 29, 2004

Midget 

A nickname for a little person.Like me!!!!little blonde girl who lives in Baxter Tennessee.

Candace April Sloan,also known as Midgeetamo.

Midget by Tia & Bobbie December 10, 2004

midget 

1) An erect penis or dick that is small in size
2) A penis that is short with very little girth
3) A waste of time for a sexual experience
4) A penis that is shorter than the balls
5) Something that can give you nightmares

"Girl don't mess with him, he's working with a midget!"
"Look at the midget, he's just a little baby!"

midget by Blkfroggy June 28, 2006

midget 

One who is less than 5 feet, 7 inches tall.

I am 5'6 7/8". I think I'm going to go kill myself

midget by I hate college November 4, 2004