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Patriot's Landing 

The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.
Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!
A street word for adding more addictive drugs to another drug
When I found out someone was lacing my marijuana with crack I started wanting crack because it was better
Lacing by Lacer12345 June 29, 2009

Crash landing 

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.
Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
Crash landing by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010

Landing Pad 

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.
"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
Landing Pad by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011
"LANping" is a term used to describe a Local Area Network (LAN) party that occurs in a heavily wooded area. The name is an amalgamation of the words "camping" and "LAN". This counterculture movement was popularized in 2009 by the Atomic Zoo.
Me and the zoo went LANping over the weekend. It was so cold, but we all cuddled together to keep warm.
LANping by Atomicbeaver November 3, 2009
When two or more people setup their computers on the same local area network (LAN), and in most cases, play video games together. People lanning often host LAN Parties consisting of many people on the same LAN, and like to do things like pull allnighters and consume TONS of caffeine. Currently, most people like to lan together to play first person shooters, or strategic games in which it is very important to communicate.
George: Hey Fred, you wanna go see a movie tomorrow night?
Fred: Sorry dude, tommorow I'm gonna be Lanning with some friends.. You can come as long as you bring your own computer and LAN cable, though!
George: Well I don't know, it depends what you guys are gonna be playing.
Fred: Don't worry man, we're gonna be playin Starcraft and CounterStrike.
George: Sweet, I'm in!
Fred: Yeah, but don't forget to bring your own caffeine!
Lanning by Jonas! July 22, 2006