kewl 

an unnecessary replacement in texting for when a person wants to say something is "cool", normally used in a monotone context.

(texting)

person: whats up

12 year old boy: nm

person: kewl

kewl by morfytheduck June 12, 2019

kewl 

when someone believes they are too cool to say cool like everyone else in the world.

"i am just so damn kewl!"
guy in background:"did that douchebag just say kewl?"

kewl by adri i cant stand derik taylor chugg November 8, 2004

kewl 

A word that only a select few of the worlds most inept people use, mainly losers with an extremely low level of intelligence. Anyone who uses the word in a sentence cannot legally have an IQ above 90.

Jimmy: Hey Billy, you are sOoOoOoOoOoOoO kewl!!!
Billy: LoLz... you are more kewl than I am Jimmy!
Jimmy: Don't be a silly willy Billy, you are way more kewl.
Billy: Maybe you're right, I AM kewl!

kewl by Jake Williams September 5, 2006

kewl 

Online term used to show disinterest in something, used dismissively.
A sort of weak, sarcastic cool

Lamer: I got my dress today for the dance!
Me: Kewl

kewl by Stephen McLeod December 4, 2003

kewl 

The uncool way to spell "cool". Commonly used by Internet geeks.

That website is really kewl!

kewl by N3cr0n0mIV October 18, 2003

Kewl 

Internet slang for the word "Cool"
A unique word in Uglish.

Wow, that jackes it too kewl.

Kewl by Someone February 23, 2005

kewl 

I don't know what's worse - the fact that you need to look this word up or the fact that it was created in the first place. in any case you should shoot yourself in the face.

Some 14 year old whore told me how 'kewl' she was - I found her slaughtering of the language offensive so force fed her a gallon of bleach.

kewl by Suko January 19, 2004