hump day eve 

The evening before hump day, Tuesday night. Hump day eve is celebrated to justify the consumption of alcohol or other activities that would normally be confined to hump day.

It's hump day eve, we're getting fucked up.

hump day eve by noscope_balltapper420 September 17, 2013

hump day soiree 

The first "party" of the weekend. Usually just a few frat guys and some chicks sitting around playing drinking games and getting wasted.

Delta Chi has the best hump day soiree's

hump day soiree by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 9, 2005

Hump Day HJ Special 

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.

Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!

Hump Day HJ Special by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 29, 2011

hump day heart attack 

Just when you think your Wednesday is sailing along, you realize that all the work you have done on this next request for proposals to land the big one for the boss is completely useless - because the deadline to submit was actually last Wednesday stupid.

The agency interns had a serious hump day heart attack when their blissful working Wednesday confidence switched to the horror and shame of incompetence when they re-read the fine print on the RFP guidelines only to discover, the proposal was actually due LAST week. Bad i-cal BAD!

hump day heart attack by mzpickles March 24, 2010

Hump Day Blues 

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.

I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!

Hump Day Blues by MrJuice November 20, 2019

Post-Hump Day 

The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)

"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"

Post-Hump Day by R.U. High February 23, 2014

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day 

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017