twinges on the hinges

another way of saying arthritis

Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!

twinges on the hinges by bubble28 December 23, 2008

hung virus 

(noun) 1. the act of food disappearing, internet being leeched, and computers/dsl crashing

2. random screaming may occur, especially while playing f.e.a.r.

3. the act of owning a 3 door car that randomly overheats, often filled with weeks old garbage, especially hot cheetos bags that he claims to not be his

4. the act of delaying a task that is to be done at a givin time.

1.Dang, why did my game crash? I think you got the hung virus

2. Where was that hot dog I had the other day? The hung virus hit ya, I see.

3. Damn this car is messy. Whats with this empty hot cheeto bag?

4. I was going to do some homework yesterday but I didn't.

hung virus by RyCeGuY May 15, 2006

Hung to the Gills 

The way a person might describe the way they feel the morning after a long night of heavy drinking.

Nate: "Way too many drinks last night, eh meets?"
Meets: "Ya know shit, I am hung to the gills."

Hung to the Gills by ndenny170000 January 25, 2011

hung titties 

Hung titties means hung the fuck over.

Im so hung titties right now.

hung titties by Donkykongslong September 15, 2016

Hung like a clown 

To be well endowed. To have a penis so large that you cannot get fully erected without passing out from lack of blood flow to the brain.

Me: "Dude! Did you see Ben in the Shower? He's hung like a clown. I couldn't look away"
Pete: "You know what they say about a man with big feet? ....Ouch!"

Hung like a clown by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

hung up 

when all you think about is one person, and you can't stop thinking about them....!

I am soooo hung up on him... SOMEONE HELP ME!

hung up by LALA March 22, 2003

Hungarian Stool 

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

Hungarian Stool by feldermaus October 24, 2008