You're Holding It Wrong 

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.

Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

You're Holding It Wrong by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010

holding in a restart 

Term used for when Windows asks if you want to restart now or later, and you choose later. Also fair warning when online that you might restart any minute. Its the same as holding in a shit in that eventually, you have to do it. Thus, "holding in a restart".

Bob: Ey, just to let you know I'm holding in a restart.
Steve: Gotcha.

holding in a restart by Moondoggy November 8, 2008

Harding's Law 

The tendency to notice mistakes shortly after a resource is made public. Characterized by a direct correlation between the impact of the mistake and the size of the audience. Variant of Murphy's Law.

"Oh no! I didn't catch that typo until after I hit the 'Publish' button! Harding's Law, huh?"

"Why is it so reliable that I see an error in a file 30 seconds after I send it out? Must be Harding's Law at work."

Harding's Law by jstarlen January 2, 2020

psychic herding 

A phenomena that happens when many people show up at the same time.

Most of the grocery store lanes were open until suddenly they were overwhelmed by the strange psychic herding of people.

psychic herding by ataraxis July 5, 2009

holding 4 fingers up 

You love getting railed by huge black men named Tyrone Jaquavis.

“Hey, did you see that guy holding 4 fingers up? He must’ve got that huge horse cock up his ass!”

holding 4 fingers up by LilDeeBson April 25, 2022

Holding hair 

To help out someone who is drunk, especially a girl.

Origin: Comes from the need to hold a girl's long hair back out of the way while she chunders.

Oh man, that chick was so trashed, I spent half the night holding hair.

Holding hair by Boatblder December 17, 2008

e-hoarding 

To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.

if I don't give up e-hoarding and do a mailbox purge, I'm going to exceed my 7GB gmail limit!

e-hoarding by brooke's eye March 19, 2010