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Hummingbird Anus 

A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.
I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus
Hummingbird Anus by LogDog86 July 18, 2011

luke hemmings 

a 6’3 at best australian angel.

must be protected at all costs because if anyone hurts him we’ll all cry.

loves his dog petunia.

very, very greasy.
‘you see that greasy haired dude?’

‘must be luke hemmings
luke hemmings by theonlyreason December 16, 2018

Hemingford 

Small town in the middle of no-where. Referred to as the "Village of Hemingford."
Nothing to do.
Teens smoke, drink, and drive around for entertainment.
village boring Hemingford
Hemingford by Rubicongurl February 25, 2009
Something with an extremely strong smell. Can be used in positive and negative manor!

Used in Ballymena northern ireland
"Lad your cane is humming!" Or " wow that grass smells humming!"
Humming by weweeben June 13, 2018

Hummingbird Jerk 

1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.

The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
Verb. Writing a paper under the influence of alcohol, like noted author, Ernest Hemingway.
It's due tomorrow. I totally have to hemingway that term paper tonight.
Hemingway by tilalilalililil March 13, 2011