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Guts night 

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
Guts night by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
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guts lover beno 

Dumbass nigga who can't pull any hoes in Akui

Only relevant because he got quarantined

Also a Berserk Dickrider
"Guts is better than Asta"

Guts lover beno stfu dumbass
guts lover beno by beno1991 March 20, 2022

guts ache 

When your gut hurts like a bitch (Expecially if your lactose intolerant)
AGH THAT ICE CREAM GAVE ME A GUTS ACHE
guts ache by FrootLoopsAaaa February 7, 2023

guts ache 

When your guts hurt like a bitch. (Expecially if your have a food allergy like lactose intolerance etc)
Ugh I ate so much food it gave me a guts ache.
OR
I had so much ice cream! I'm gonna have a guts ache later, I can already feel it
guts ache by FrootLoopsAaaa February 7, 2023

Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known asthe hawk meat rider’s mead”
“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
Guts Stan tears by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023

guts being filled 

Literally means when someones male sexual organ is in somebodies female sexual organ or in the anus.
English Teacher: Class , I'm pregnant.
*Me imagining her husband guts being filled by her husband*

Guts & Blackpowder 

A Roblox zombies game set in the time period of the Napoleonic Wars, complete with weaponry from the time period (long ass reload times)
Person 1: I'm bored wanna hop on Guts & Blackpowder
Person 2: Nah I like clicking simulator but I think I'm getting carpel tunnel syndrome
Person 1: :skull:
Guts & Blackpowder by Chickenbird6 November 20, 2023