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The Half-gift Giver 

This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift
Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!

Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!

Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?

Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)
The Half-gift Giver by bob_c_o January 31, 2010

Birth Giver 

A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".
My birth giver called to bitch at me last night, I just hung up on her.
Birth Giver by Hade E Alder May 14, 2014

pilgrim giver 

To give with hidden expectations and stipulations, like the Pilgrims did years ago to the Native Americans.
"Do you remember when Thomas lent me his headphones? It turns out he fully expected me set him up with my sister! That guy's a total pilgrim giver."
pilgrim giver by nocommayes June 5, 2018

Soul Giver 

Someone who is willing to serve or be a slave to a being of higher power, if he is in danger.
Joe is such a Soul Giver. He says he would let an alien brainwash him or turn him into an alien if it was threatening him.
Soul Giver by JoeDoe* February 17, 2019

Biscuit Giver 

Someone who gives really shitty presents for birthdays and Christmas, that have no actual use or relation to the individual receiving gifts
"don't invite javannie for secret santa, she's the worst biscuit Giver of them all!!!"
Biscuit Giver by Givre December 13, 2019

indian giver 

Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned.

Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver!

Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...

*Door slams*
indian giver by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004