Geriatric Tune-up 

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

Geriatric Tune-up by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

Geriatromance 

A romance between the elderly. Often quick to occur and no-strings-attached, because they just don't have time for that shit.

"Another geriatromance broke out in the nursing home today. I caught old man Jenkins going down on Carla under the pudding table. He took his dentures out and everything."

Geriatromance by Durpenheim June 26, 2019

Geriatric Moment 

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence

Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.

Geriatric Moment by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019

Geriatric Roulette 

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.

Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.

Geriatric Roulette by FatGimp December 16, 2019

Geriatric fuck 

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up

That idiot is a geriatric fuck

Geriatric fuck by Dweef March 17, 2020

Geriatric 

Scotties old hag

Scottie’s grandma/girlfriend (geriatric) needs to go to a home

Geriatric by Bobbylovescoke September 1, 2020

Geriatric Hoe 

A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota

Wow, how did that Geriatric Hoe get so lucky to date that Holly ?

Geriatric Hoe by Championuu June 4, 2022