garage sale masochism 

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

garage sale masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Wassy Garage 

In reference to anal sex with a girl or a guy; the wassy garage is the anal cavity in which usually a male penis is inserted.

Bro it was so sick, she let me put it in her Wassy Garage on the first date

Wassy Garage by Zlaw18 November 2, 2021

here in my garage 

The ad on YouTube about some guy who is obsessed with knowledge and has a Lamborghini where he drives in Hollywood hills while reading a book a day

Here in my garage I bought this new Lamborghini but you know what I like more knowledge

here in my garage by Derp Crab April 30, 2016

Garbaflage 

Hiding or camouflaging valuables in a parked car with junk and trash while running into a store.

You should garbaflage your stuff when we park, this isn't the best neighborhood.

Garbaflage by Jterrifik April 14, 2009

garbage worms 

These are mainly horrible white maggots that infest the garbage dumpsters and cans as soon as the temperature is 50 degrees in the spring. Sometimes weird black or grub worms will be mixed in. Big brothers love to traumatize their younger siblings by telling them stories of how they will eat them, before turning a wave of them toward their sibling with the garden hose. When the siblings get older, say adolescent age, they may burn and terrorize garbage worms with molotov cocktails and pipe bombs.

"Those little white worms will eat you if you let them." MOMMY! Timmy sicced a wave of garbage worms at me in the driveway!"

garbage worms by Running out of patience March 8, 2008

San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.

Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.

San Benito Garbage Truck by TISBCO September 13, 2010

Haggard Garage

A youtube channel that panders to children who cannot afford to properly modify a vehicle. They are the epitome of ricers, and they have this idea that if they call themselves ricers ironically that they have defused their detractors (the I <3 Haters argument). Their feature vehicle is a pitiful Miata that begs for sweet release from life. Haggard Garage is the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with young car "enthusiasts" today.

Adult - Why is that Miata making that god awful sound?
Child #1 - Because Haggard Garage they do it for fun.
Child #2 - Because racecar lol XXDDDD Haggard Garage that's why.
Child #3 - I live in Connecticut and want to go to the Haggard Garage meet, but f*ck I'm 11 and don't have a car.

Haggard Garage by swag777 October 13, 2015