fumped 

short for "Fucking/Freaking Pumped"

"Nathan is fumped about playing his new 360!"

"Dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars."

fumped by L to the N June 15, 2007

FUMLE 

FUMLE: Fucking U Mindless Like ET!

John: "Man, you're wasted"
Tony: "I know you are, but what am i?"
John: "FUMLE!"

FUMLE by Fumlemaster October 26, 2010

Vile ass fume

A toxic pungent fume ejected from the anal orifice

Man 1: What floats, smells like poo and is coming at you?
Man 2: what?
Man 1: A vile ass fume - *PRRRUT*

Vile ass fume by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019

whore-fume 

Whore-fume is the fragrance that is on your clothes after you leave a strip club, an escort, or a random "other girl". Whore-fume will get you busted every time you try to deny being out with a different woman. If your clothing has whore-fume on it, it is best to burn them before going home.

My girlfriend smelled the whore-fume on me when I came home from the strip club. I was busted.

whore-fume by Levee Mayor February 5, 2010

sucking fumes 

When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas.

You: Dude...we're out of gas.
Me: For real...we're sucking fumes here.

sucking fumes by a sarcastic kid January 6, 2009

flumpet

A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.

Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"

flumpet by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010

Fumer un penis 

The action to suck a cock.

VisiteurNeutre enjoys, once in a while, fumer un penis.

Fumer un penis by JohnnyGraine February 16, 2009