metric fuckton

The exact amount of something it takes to choke a sperm whale. This is of course a poor measurement, as a sperm whale is enough to choke a sperm whale.

And then he gave me a metric fuckton of paperwork man!

metric fuckton by maccers247 November 18, 2010

Geometric Fuckton 

An extremely large amount of something (usually sexual) that needs its own unit of measure.

Harold:" How many black guys have you banged Marcia?"
Marcia: " A Geometric Fuckton."

Geometric Fuckton by DatBoiR3MY June 12, 2017

metric fuckton

One metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted.

The population of China is exactly one metric fuckload.

metric fuckton by Max Reasons August 28, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.

Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...

Metric Fuckton by Phazerrr April 29, 2023

Metric Fuckton

Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.

Well, John, I'd say you've given her a Metric Fuckton.

Metric Fuckton by Janus169917 February 27, 2009

metric fuckton

a large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed

"hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$"

metric fuckton by sean. December 3, 2007

A Fuckton 

A very large amount of something of the users choosing.

"That sure is a fuckton of booze you got there!"
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."

A Fuckton by Naundrup July 4, 2017