Fave Fresh Syndrome 

A disease that inflates the ego of the most popular freshmen on a sports team amongst seniors and upperclassmen. Symptoms include cockiness, increased swagger, a compulsion to show off, and a powerful attachment to the seniors that have adopted them.

There is no cure.

The new Freshmen swimmer was diagnosed with Fave Fresh Syndrome after becoming friends with the Senior swimmer.

Fave Fresh Syndrome by Bike Mecks February 4, 2010

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.

bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start by bojackneedsabreak October 6, 2023

fresh skWeez'd 

An insightful look into the life and accessories of soccer moms as portrayed on the talented website bearing the same name.

That new coach handbag on Kay is fresh skWeez'd.

fresh skWeez'd by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Fresh Sample 

(verb) The act of licking your fingers and then wiping them on your friend (usually across the teeth or face)

Here friend, have a fresh sample.

Fresh Sample by Kyle Stienberg January 9, 2009

Fresh squeeze 

Two people maybe 3 who are homeboys and are GODS at 2K and must have a handshake and u must say fresh squeeze at the end

Damn they can play 2K they must be fresh squeeze

Fresh squeeze by 2K man May 17, 2019

freshly squeezed

A term used to describe the tasty outcome of a dude stroking, wanking, or squeezing out a fresh load of spooge.

1) I just bought a cookbook called Natural Harvest full of recipes with freshly squeezed...semen. One of my favorite recipes is Cream Cum Cakes. Yummm... I'm inviting all of my male friends over to start stroking and cooking.

2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.

3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.

4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.

freshly squeezed by Happy Wolf November 21, 2011

Fresh Start 

A fresh start is when you take your old bloody tampon out and slide a "Scented one in" and leave it in for 10 hours on a rollercoaster. You begin leaking. Than you dont feel good, but you still dont take the scented tampon out and you begin vomiting and having explosive diherria. You ignore it and think you have the stomach flu. Your tampon is still in. You go to the docters who tells you he will never be able to remove your tampon without sergery and you also have tss so u cant have sergery till your better wich will never happen. You ask the devil if he can help you. The devil cuts you some support. 10 years later and finally out of rehab you can now have a fresh start in life!

"This tampon has only been in for 2 weeks, its so much better than getting a fresh one every couple of hours!" Said Suzy

Fresh Start by Turd August 25, 2004