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matawan ceiling hobos 

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in
Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)
matawan ceiling hobos by I know sll December 21, 2021
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House Cooling Party

A final party to celebrate moving out of a place.

Opposite of "House Warming Party".

Instead of guests bringing gifts for your new home, they can be given things you want to get rid of.
We're moving out of our place next month, so please come to our house cooling party this weekend. Be prepared to bid on some great things.
House Cooling Party by The C Money January 31, 2005

Coling Morgana 

A fan name used for actor Colin Morgan by Kayla and Elise.
A typo to some but it is infact Colin Morgan's real name.
OH MY GOD COLING MORGANA WE LOVE WHEN YOU WEAR BLUE

Collingwood 

Collingwood- a place full of diversity Hicks, preps, stoners, party animals, etc. Wild ass people live in Collingwood and know how to have a good time. Locals spend most of their time at the pier in the summer at blue in the winter and Dons all year round. CCI is home of many that partake in Collingwoods many activities this is also home to the 80% stoner population of Collingwood and will scare niners at first but after many trips to the bathroom seeing people vaping, skipping class, and much more you get used to the hectic atmosphere.
Hey are you going to the party in town tonight?
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second
Collingwood by Cwood January 20, 2019

Velcro on the ceiling 

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed
My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.

Scraping the popcorn ceiling 

A job so unpleasant, that no one wants to do.
Boring work.
Hard work, time consuming job.
... let’s those newbies scraping the popcorn ceiling!
... the salary is great , but all the work There is like scraping the popcorn ceiling...

Collingwood 

The population is about 98% full of white kids who try and act like they are black and wish they were, but are definitly not. The guys hobbies include Hockey, smoking 24/7, vaping 50 nic, the occasional smash and dash, balling, and chopping. You can find this species in various places including the YMCA, Subway at lunch, Badlands park, local parties, or in a typical sesh spot. If you're having trouble locating one of these crazy party animals just announce that you've "got kush" and they'll come running like the cat in the temptations commercial. These boys can be spotted in tiny hats, tall socks and beige khakis. Enough about the boys, because the girls are another fun story. The girls in Collingwood enjoy getting trashed on weekends! A Mickey of Smirnoff is where it's at and if you're fancy ladies you'll pull through with a flavoured 2/6. You can find the girls at local parties or McDonalds in the summer anytime past 9 Pm. You'll find these ladies are attached to thier vapes like it's thier left arm. If you're trying to attract these creatures just yell "who needs a fill" and you'll be instantly surronded by Cwood chicks. They'll most likely be seen wearing leggings, sweatpants, beanies, Airforce 1's and Stans! Collingwood is a great place to be, filled with nicotine addicted children that really enjoy writing UD definitions for fun.
City idiot 1:"Damn these people are wack"
City idiot 2: "Ya they're from Collingwood"
Collingwood by 420collingwood50nic January 22, 2019