Cling Free 

The opposite state of being shocked.

I was pretty cling free about Dave not being there on time.

Cling Free by Rand0mw0rds August 4, 2008

Clinge Minge 

The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.

Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”

Clinge Minge by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018

Cunt Cling 

When a female vagina is so tight that it looks like it is being pulled out on a back stroke while fucking in the doggy style position.

I got so fucking horny watching her "cunt cling" while I was fucking her doggy style

Cunt Cling by tooltoter March 5, 2012

Cling-Ons 

Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.

I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.

Cling-Ons by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

clingy girlfriend 

Girlfriend that texts you 24/7, who stalks you through your window as you slowly fall asleep every night. Can't get you off her mind and gets jealous when you talk to another girl...even if it's your mom!

She texted me like 25 times in the last second. Wow she is such a clingy girlfriend.

clingy girlfriend by KaityLady May 13, 2016

Clingy 

A boyfriend/girlfriend or possibly someone who likes you who becomes let's say, obssesed. Signs that your boyfriend/girlfriend is clingy: doesn't stop calling, constantly tells you how much they love/like you, writes you songs, buys you flowers/chocolate so much it gets annoying, and wants to spend time..all the time.

For serious cases they may begin talking about moving in, or marrige after only a month!

Example:

Sally:When I first started dating Bob it was ok..but now..he's always around me, my answering machine is never empty, and he's best friends with my mom!

Sally's friend: Damn that's clingy!

Clingy by -Amy.S- December 27, 2005

Clingfilmed 

The act of covering your computer screen with cling film then wanking off to porn, discharging your load onto the screen. Thus feeling closer to spunking onto a real woman.

I Clingfilmed to Rachel Starr last night, it really makes me feel like im getting some action with her too! I like to be included in things.

Clingfilmed by Syndrome of a Down 666 October 3, 2011