.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.

I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

.45 caliber aspirin by Titus1133 June 6, 2010

carebear 

Term applied by PvP (player vs. player) participants in an online role-playing game to those players are disinterested in PvP conflict. Usually derogatory.

Antonyms: Ganker, griefer, PK scum.

Me and the boyz used to gank everybody at the crossroads, before the damned carebears got the rules changed.

carebear by Yukon Sam March 10, 2005

Caribou Barbie

Sarah Palin, Mooselini, Republican VP Candidate

Caribou Barbie is the lipstick, not the pig.

Caribou Barbie by Bigsnowdog October 29, 2008

Pirates of the Carribean

You spelt it wrong.

See Pirates of the Caribbean.

Great, you memorized the movie. Now work on learning how to spell Caribbean.

Pirates of the Carribean by Saiyara January 3, 2004

Soul Caliber II 

A mispelling of Soul Calibur 2, you retards.

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."

Soul Caliber II by Emennius January 10, 2004

Carribean Reach Around 

To use the severed hand of a natural disaster victim to jerk yourself off.

To memorialize the death of his friend Cliff, Anthony kept the hand, performing a Carribean Reach Around daily.

Carribean Reach Around by Oats 2.0 August 7, 2010

Carribean Mouthwash

1. Noun - The unfortunate outcome of going down on a girl who happens to have crabs.

2. Noun - When a slut with crabs squirts in your mouth as your eating her out.

3 Adverb - The act performed by a dirty whore putting her crab infested lips on your lips and thrusting in circular motion.

1. Dude, I went down on her thinking of what i could benifit in return, but ended up with a carribean mouthwash.

2. Last night was so funny, we payed this skank ass hooker to give my rommate a carribean mouthwash while he was sleeping. It was great.

Carribean Mouthwash by Papa Goose March 23, 2009