Blart

While farting or passing gas, along with the gas being expelled some blood seeps out of the anus as well. Causing you to "Blart"

Josh: Uh-oh

Pat: What is the matter buddy?

Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)

Josh: Yep I Blarted.

Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?

Blart by Patricia Whitespot February 21, 2009

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When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

blart by Chris February 27, 2005

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Blart

A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.

"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."

"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"

Blart by Solomacn November 27, 2012