Airport Gestapo 

The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.

The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.

Airport Gestapo by Lior Bar-On May 30, 2004

Airport Tourettes 

Saying all the wrong and questionable things while in the airport which may lead to suspicion of terror and other crimes.

Your bag is heavy, you got a body in there? No you have airport tourettes shut up!

Airport Tourettes by A.MIT May 21, 2013

Airport film 

The layer of sweat, grime, and overall scumminess that one is covered in after a long day of travel.

One: Hey man let's go to this party now.

Other: Give me 20 minutes. I need to shower quick because I am covered in a thick layer of airport film.

Airport film by SgtShadows19 May 23, 2010

Airport Magic 

a unique constellation in the space/time continuum that temporarily gives one a James Bond-like ability to pass through airport security and check-in procedures in record time.

"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."

"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."

Airport Magic by Vatu August 23, 2015

Airport Dave 

An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated

Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.

Airport Dave by Cocosbro February 5, 2020

Airport Kiss 

The act of a girl putting her hands around your head, slowly bringing you in. And having the longest, most epic kiss ever. It usually involves brushing her hair back behind her ear before engaging.

Cody- I want to Airport Kiss Maddy so bad right now. You don't even know.

Ryan- Then why don't you do it?

Cody- I think I will.

Airport Kiss by Skkorm December 2, 2010

Airport Sex 

When two people in a relationship reunite in an airport after being apart for a long period of time because of a long-distance relationship or a long trip. The couple kiss and hug passionately drawing lots of attention none of which is a concern to them.

Babe, I've been looking forward to seeing you after so long, when you get off that plane it's gonna be something like airport sex. We'll make everyone sick and I won't even care!

Airport Sex by sosodefxxx598 November 26, 2006