Airport film

The layer of sweat, grime, and overall scumminess that one is covered in after a long day of travel.

One: Hey man let's go to this party now.

Other: Give me 20 minutes. I need to shower quick because I am covered in a thick layer of airport film.

by SgtShadows19 May 23, 2010

Confuckingstruction

When you're in a hurry but get stuck in traffic because there is construction ahead.

One: Hey man I'm going to be a little late. Traffic is a bitch because of all this confuckingstruction.

by SgtShadows19 May 23, 2010