Zonked Off The Goose 

Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution

Yooo Tatum was zonked off the goose at the party

Zonked Off The Goose by Montoronator September 24, 2019

top zonked 

When you're the highest you have ever been.

Stoner 1: "Dude, I've never been this high before."
Stoner 2: "You're top zonked, dawg."

top zonked by Centiliter March 18, 2020

filthy zonked 

Pranking someone so hard their balls fall off

Y'all just got filthy zonked!

filthy zonked by Eaglesk8er October 5, 2016

Puppy zoned 

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

Puppy zoned by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

sister zoned 

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.

I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

sister zoned by Queen B, Bitch! June 5, 2015

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.

That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!

Nicky Zoned by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017

Zoinked 

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018