Sonic The Werehog 

Furry version of Sonic

Me: Plays Sonic Unleashed
Sonic: Turns into Sonic The Werehog
Me: Sonic has turned into a furry? Like wtf

Sonic The Werehog by UltimateDoge August 7, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog 

A blue predator, who instead of saving animals prefer eating them. After that he eat a creator of those machines, who very looks like a Eggman. And... he.... kinda like it

"Man do you want to play some Sonic the Hedgehog game?"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"

Sonic the Hedgehog by FelixLotus November 4, 2022

sonic the hedgehog 

the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.

"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"

-sonic the hedgehog

sonic the hedgehog by C. 40 January 5, 2010

Sonic the hedgehog 

A Hedgehog that used to be cool, until he went 3D.

In 1993 a cool cartoon actually spawned from the sonic universe, it had a dark plot and everything. Then one day it disapeared. After that and S&K there have been no good ideas.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Old School Gamer: DR. EGGMAN!? WTF!!?

reet: Dr. Eggman is a luser sonic owns him all the time. ZOMG AND SHADOW IS GOING TO HAVE A GUN IN HIS NEXT GAME!! ITS GONA TOTALLY OWN HALO!11

Old School Gamer: I would like to meet the people responsible for this...

Sonic the hedgehog by RARRIORZIZORRZFROMHELL12483958034805 September 26, 2005

sonic the hedgehog 

Hedgehog in early 1990's cartoon that consumed mass amounts of corn dogs.

Sonic ate all the corn dogs really quickly.

sonic the hedgehog by Hunter May 6, 2005

sonic the hedgehog 

Was once the leading character in the greatest gaming series of all time, but has now become nothing more than a cross-platform whore.

Be honest: The original Megadrive masterpieces or the steaming hunks-of-shit that are the new games?

sonic the hedgehog by Nedia March 18, 2005

Sonic The Hedgehog 

One of the most coolest game on the Sega Genesis. The fastest hedgehog out there, is blue. Now, Sonic is one of the biggest sell outs now, none of the games are completely how they used to be, though the same reason (Kind of like Mario games). Used to have an old cartoon show but now has a new show on Fox (Forget what the morning block is called), new show = shit, new games = shit.

Sonic was cool, but now he's not.

Sonic The Hedgehog by Baha May 17, 2005