Ted Stevens 

The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck

Guy 1: Ted Stevens is out trying to protect the tubes again
Guy 2: oh shi- i thought it was a truck

Ted Stevens by All-American-Badass February 21, 2009

Stevens Goggles 

Similar to beer goggles, Stevens Goggles involves drinking copious amounts of liquor or beer until females (who are normally about a 3 out of 10) become unusually attractive (about a 7 out of 10). This name is derived from the technological institute of higher learning in Hoboken, NJ, at which a very small percentage of the student body is female (~25%). Of those females, only a small percentage are attractive (~5%). Unlike beer goggles, the amounts of liquor required to make Stevens females look reasonably decent is several orders of magnitude greater than the amount required to kill a herd of cattle.

-OMFG we're going to chug everclear, let's toast: STEVENS GOGGLES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!
-Recently, a group of Stevens females was seen running from a very drunk man with a harpoon gun claiming to be Captain Ahab. Later in the evening, a group of males was seen trying to have sex with the same girls; they appeared to all be suffering from a case of Stevens Goggles. The next day, three men were found drowning in their own vomit on the sidewalk outside of the dormitory.

Stevens Goggles by excelsiorjss November 26, 2007

cat stevens 

A true musican, a beautiful spirt, unique soul who made outstanding music that touchs your heart, amazing voice and a legend that never die...

Made songs such as wild world, How Can I Tell You, and Peace Train...

He is An Angel out of this world...

He Converted to Islam, banned from the u.s coz of mistaken identity and not because of terriorst reasons..

A Charity person, who always gives to the poor and the needy...

His fate is not easy...

cat stevens by sara bow January 29, 2005

Danny Stevens 

1.Lead singer of the band The Audition.
2.Gorgeous.
3.Talented.
4.Funny.
5.A buff dude who enjoys playing Hockey; A real man's man.
6.Loves country music, especially Rascal Flatts.

7.Has better hair than all the scene girls who adore him.
Danny Stevens=God

Girl:Danny Stevens is so hot!
Girl 2:Who is that?
Girl:The lead singer of the Audition. They're playing next, before All Time Low.
Girl 2:Oh ok, I'm gonna go buy my merch. I wanna meet Vinny Vegas...
Girl:No, he's such a loser! Watch them.

*watches*

Girl 2: I love Danny Stevens! He's a God! So much better than Alex Gaskarth!!!

Danny Stevens by theaudizzle314.717 May 11, 2009

sevendust 

yer. amazin band. seriously underrated. god i barely know anyone thats even heard of them.

me- o yer. sevendust rock!
other random person- who the hell u on about?

sevendust by necromancer5000 December 18, 2005

Even Stevens

Tween/teen Disney Channel original comedy series, airing from 1999-2003. Staring Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia, Transformers) as Louis Stevens & Christy Carlson-Romano (Kim Possible) as Ren Stevens.

The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.

Do you remember that episode of Even Stevens where The Twitty-Stevens Connection played a concert on the school roof?! It was hilarious.

Even Stevens by OldSchoolDCfan January 10, 2012

even the stevens 

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act

"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

even the stevens by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011