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an ancient ritual of spleen removal through the naval using a special instrument known as an ach
the ancient greeks used it as a mating ritual....'ohh zeus let me perform that spleenach on you...you'll cum all night'
spleenach by Correspondingly November 1, 2004
Another word for spliff in limited use in the East Midlands, UK.
"Can I av next uns on that spleen yof"
spleen by The Monk September 23, 2004
1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan
1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!
SPLEENED by Eric February 27, 2004
A term that can be used to reference having sex. This term can also be used to describe a hot women.
I mo spleesh dees hoes.

I almost spleeshed this girl last night but some retard walked in the room.

Damn son look at those fine ass spleeshies over there.
Spleesh by Ruuuus_bucket August 11, 2010

Spleenager 

Ewwwww! My son's such a spleenager!

Ever since Josh became 15, he's become all spleenagery.

That's such a spleenagerish thing to say, insert typical smelly teenager's name here.
A nickname for any video game from the Time Splitters sires.
Dude, we should go over to Rosie's house and play some Spleen.
Spleen by Minck February 19, 2009