spider 

a creature that god put on this earth to create fear.

reaction to small spider: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *fires gun*

spider by Space-Penis Super-Gear February 23, 2011

spider 

A slang term for a vagina

Oh my god, she spread her legs so far, you could see her spider!

spider by Kel B July 27, 2006

Spider 

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

Spider by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Spider 

Name of a shittiest and dumpiest gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, Central Europe with bunch of old pervs staring at you all the time, the place has no air-conditiong and is just a dump!

Boy 1: Ever been to Spider?
(Si bol niekedy v Spideri?)
Boy 2: Fuck no!
(Ti jebe? Ne!)

Spider by lukka January 11, 2005

Spider 

Name of the shittiest and dumpiest gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, Central Europe with bunch of old pervs staring at you all the time..eeeew

Boy 1: Si bol niekedy v Spideri? (Ever beeen to Spider?)
Boy 2: Ti jebe? Ne! (Fuck no!)

Spider by lukka January 11, 2005

spider 

the worst thing alive a total backstabbing douche bag

look at spider over there acting all cool

spider by poolo February 7, 2008

Spider 

The lines around one's anus. - Also, See "Spokes"

Ouch, lifting that table blew my spider out.

Spider by garth alexander December 28, 2005