spanish slang 

The use of non dictionary words in the Spanish language, street talk, made up words our culture has made up over the years

I came to urban dictionary looking for a Spanish version to help me figure out what a word used in Spanish slang meant, only to find out their isn't one . There should be!

spanish slang by SandralaMexicana August 3, 2016

Spanish Class

A chaotic conglomeration of worksheets, assholes, substitute teachers, and empty threats.

Friend- "What'd'ya do in spanish class?"
Me- "Survived"

" s P a N i S h T e A c H e R" - "Shut up and work on your paper or we won't finish watching Drake and Josh!"

Spanish Class by Vladimir the Chadimir May 28, 2018

Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.

Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

Spanish Triathlon by Philolingua March 11, 2009

spanish shame 

The feeling of burning embarassment for the actions of others, also known as second hand embarassment, empathetic embarrassment, third party embarrassment or vicarious embarassment. Derived from Spanish "vergüenza ajena" - literally "shame on behalf of others"

When I hear the statements of musicians about politics, I feel burning Spanish shame.

spanish shame by un4tuner July 22, 2019

spanish bayonet 

take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)

I made that girl eat my "spanish bayonet"

spanish bayonet by extreme jeeper October 14, 2011

Spanish meat plate 

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts

Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate

Spanish meat plate by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017

spanish moss

An often disputed strain of weed characterized by its fruity taste, cheap price, and dogshit appearance.

Oi have a toke of the spanish moss you druggo.

spanish moss by Chrylix September 5, 2018