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Nocturnal animal

When one is being annoyed they are a nocturnal animal.
Clark you bloody nocturnal animal!
Nocturnal animal by Alberty January 26, 2020

nocturnal chipmunk 

The nocturnal chipmunk is when a male and a female are sleeping together in the same bed (literally). The male wakes up in the middle of the night, opens the female's mouth, and places his testicles in the female's mouth, causing the mouth to bulge, just like a chipmunk's mouth.
Connor and Izzy were spending the night together when Connor woke up and placed his testicles into Izzy's mouth, making a nocturnal chipmunk.
nocturnal chipmunk by Swamming January 29, 2016

Nocturnal Kookaburra

Someone that is awake all night making noise & partying.

Nocturnal = awake at night, sleeps by day
Kookaburra = an Australian bird that makes a lot of noise
Go to stop making noise and go to sleep you nocturnal kookaburra.

Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome 

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)
1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!

Nocturnal Moistness 

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.
Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.
Nocturnal Moistness by B. Hugs September 19, 2011

Nocturnal Emission 

A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.
John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.