Mustache madness 

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

Mustache madness by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair

Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.

Mustache lover by grasslike February 23, 2013

Mustache Finger? 

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.

Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.

Mustache Finger? by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014

mustache_izuku 

mustache_izuku is so in love with Midoriya Izuku and is an account based off of him. their pronouns are she/they, and they're so sweet and likeable.

mustache_izuku is so cool

mustache_izuku by dynadekuluvr tiktok June 2, 2021

mustache fight

Two men violently making out,

or one man and an Italian woman.

Did you see those gay guys? they really know how to mustache fight

mustache fight by assdan June 3, 2010

Mustache-Tober

The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.

Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.

Mustache-Tober by He's a guy November 1, 2014

Mustache Monkey 

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

Mustache Monkey by tairock October 28, 2020