midgets arse 

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.

I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.

midgets arse by Bambino May 6, 2006

Two midgets and my grandma 

This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.

O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma

Two midgets and my grandma by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005

midgetian

Of or pertaining to midgets.

Not to be confused with a magician, a midget's shin.

See midgets holding carrots

Oscar: I'm gonna kick some midget shin!
Fred: I'm gonna be a magician!
Henry: My midget is midgetian. He lives in Midgetia and eats Midgeberries.

midgetian by Salty3-1 August 24, 2005

Midgetitude 

A person who is short and has an attitude about their shortness.
Also, someone who gets very annoyed or angry when calling them short
Giving someone attitude over their shortness

That chick just had a midgetitude freak, just because this dude said 'Hey Shortie' to her.

Midgetitude by Some chick552 January 17, 2011

midgetgamingham

a dwarf that likes to beat his meat all over your face. usually likes to steal your underwear and use it for wank material.

damn u dirty midgetgamingham

midgetgamingham by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 5, 2017

midgetitcher 

kevin who itches midgets

i saw midgetitcher at the mall today itching a midget

midgetitcher by bananna March 11, 2005

poopin on midgets 

When you shit on a fucking midget

I've been poopin on midgets

poopin on midgets by Mrigloo506 March 5, 2014