"Loyal, your music is giving me a headache and your obsession with ugly girls has led me to
believe that you are a
homosexual."
"Screw you guys. I'm going home to watch Ninja Tonkatsu Slayer."
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"Each of you fits into a specific category, and each respective category fully explains this or that concerned."
"What about all the people that don't fit in those categories and can't be explained or bound by those parameters?"
"SHUT UP YOU CANNOT DEFY SCIENCE RETARD. CARRY ON."
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"I walked-in on my parents
having sex this morning."
"Cool."