1 definition by DudeThatIsNotThePreferredNomenclature

An extremely prideful, closed-minded, and stubborn infant. Stellar at nothing, his exorbitant ego is grossly unmerited. Wait, no. He's pretty good at video games.
"Loyal, your music is giving me a headache and your obsession with ugly girls has led me to believe that you are a homosexual."

"Screw you guys. I'm going home to watch Ninja Tonkatsu Slayer."

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"Each of you fits into a specific category, and each respective category fully explains this or that concerned."

"What about all the people that don't fit in those categories and can't be explained or bound by those parameters?"

"SHUT UP YOU CANNOT DEFY SCIENCE RETARD. CARRY ON."

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"I walked-in on my parents having sex this morning."

"Cool."
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