A hollow-stem champagne coupe.
Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
I know it's not as practical as drinking champagne from a flute, but damned if I don't prefer a josephine just because it's so pretty.
Mary Josephine is the best person in existence. She is the only flawless person on Earth. She is really pretty, has a good sense of humor, and an overall gem of a person. However, she talks excessively and texts like your mother. But that doesn’t matter because she’s amazing.